Update: People play 4 square, 2 die. Learn about Gertrude and her fianceé. Little Billy tries to steal a ring and gets a spoon in his ribs. We left off with Little Billy?s hand in the mashed potatoes again.

And now the saga continues?

Gertrude rose from the table, for it had come to be time to go to the circus to earn her days wages. She stepped outside and saw little Sylvia crawling out of a deep hole with a shovel. There was a large marble slab at the end of the pit. The slab read like this? ?Gertrude step into this pit?? and so she did. ??You have been found to be guilty of the most heinous crime known to man. It has come to our attention that you have been undertaken the job of the undertaker for P&D Circus and that part of your job description is you kill giraffes among other noble creatures and have not used their carcasses for the better purpose of mankind by giving their meat to the multitudes. We hope that the rest of your day will be fun and enlightening Sincerely The Jirafa Mafia P.S. You will now be shot.

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