Another update: Gertrude reads that she will be shot

And now back to the story Gertrude smiles and gives a little chuckle to herself and then turns to her left where she sees little Sylvia squealing with delight as she whipped a stray cat with her jump rope. Gertrude was suddenly beaten over the head with a large skillet by a man dressed in black with a ski mask on. Her limp body tumbled to the bottom of the seat she had been standing in. ?He, he, he? giggled the large man in black. And to make the prophecy on the marble slab come true he shot her in the belly button with his pellet gun. The man dropped her into the grey Nissan Sentra and then sat on the roof of the car. She soon woke up and started driving to work. Along the way she chucked her tennis balls at houses she passed by. Once at the P&D Circus the large man got off the roof of the car, looked at a large hunting knife and threw Gertrude?s head in the back seat next to a stuffed frog. ?Ha!?, said the man in black, ?Now we finally know where the curséd circus has been hiding all of these years!?. He called up his headquarters and within 10 minutes 100 men in black were at the circus and within another 3 minutes every man, woman, child, and animal was dead and the men in black carried the giraffe parts to a large truck marked ?Giraffe Parts.?

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