Stupid Liscence Plate Frames

Here are some really bad license plate frames that I have come across in my travels. Some are funny, some I'll never understand. All need the attention of millions. Either they did not make sense to me, or I just didn't like them. I did not make any of these up, nor did I just copy ones down I saw for sale, these are ones people actually put on their cars. I have seen more, but have the nasty habit of forgeting good ones if I don't get them down quickly. Enjoy!

• YOU AINT MUCH IF YOU AINT DUTCH
  
• HAPPINESS IS BEING GREEK
  
• SNOW WHITE IS UPSET BECAUSE I GOT THE BEST DWARF
  
• I'M THE QUEEN, EVERYONE ELSE IS A ROYAL PAIN
  
• CALL ME PRINCESS CUZ QUEENS ARE OLD AND UGLY
  
• I WANT TO BE BARBIE, THAT ***** HAS EVERYTHING
  
• GRANDMA FROM HELL & **** PROUD OF IT
  
• QUILT FOREVER, HOUSEWORK WHENEVER
  
• I LOVE BEING MOMMY'S GIRL
  
• SILLY BOYS TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS--I saw two of these in the same day
  
• MY WALLET IS DRY THIS CAR IS WHY
  
• I'VE FOUND MY FROG PRINCE
  
• I'D RATHER BE HOME WATCHING ROSIE
  
• A WOMEN'S PLACE IS IN CONTROL
  
• I'M TOO CUTE FOR MY CAR
  
• YES I DO BUT NOT WITH YOU
  
• I'M NOT SPOILED . . . WHAT THE HECK, YES I AM
  
• WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN MY WAY?
  
• YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER SO GET OFF MY ***
  
• TREAT ME LIKE AN ANGEL AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN
  
• GOD HELP ME TO BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM
  

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