Kyle Gibson spawned into existence when the time was just right. The day Paul Akers and David Jackson forged their pact and P&D Jirafa Meat Inc. was first founded, Kyle arose out of the ashes of the school cafeteria, shouted for joy, and ran to the two Co-founders and presented himself to them, offering his services as a spawned Jirafa Lobbyist. Today, Kyle presents the US Congress as well as several other more prominent nations with Jirafa propaganda. He lobbies for stricter cow importation laws as well as increasing Jirafa Meat subsidiaries in school cafeterias. Kyle is by far one of the truest and most loyal members of the Jirafa Elite. He speaks with great passion and authority. His most recent project is to convince the ruling parties of Brazil, South Africa, Egypt, and Columbia to unite together under their common interest of global peace and prosperity. This new nation would forge ahead into greatness under the inspirational Jirafa Flag. This land of opportunity would be called The United Jirafa Empire of Peace, Power and Happiness, also known as U.J.E.P.P.H. U.J.E.P.P.H. will have the Jirafa Mafia as its peace-keeping forces. Kyle envisions a not too distant future when all regions, with the exceptions of Mongolia and the Appellation Mountains will be united under this flag. Yes and maybe even Switzerland will come back into the real world and Paul just might be able to go home.